Jon: stuffing your face as usual.
Garfield: I gotta have a good meal
Jon: Garfield, you fat cat you are so big and fat, why are you so fat
Garfield: I eat, Jon. it's what I do
Garfield: it's time to kick odie of the table
Jon: No! dont do it garfielf, that's our pet dog odie
Garfield: you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt
bone cracking sound
Jon: Gaaaaarrrfiiield!!!
Garfield: time for a nap. I'm a cat who loves to snooze
garfield you lazy cat
Garfield: I hate alram clocks
Garfield: I'm am hungry I want some lasaga
Jon: you're eating us out of house and home, garmfield
Garfield: enough with The Chit Chat let's get some grub going
GRUB TIME...
Jon: where Are the 3-cheese pizzas
Garfield: I ate those food
Jon: where Are the taco shells?
Garfield: I ate those food
Jon: where did all the hamburger helper go
brup
Jon: You're such a bad kitty that's it I've had it with you that does it I'm done that's the last straw grarfileld